someclevermoniker:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

and yet he still doesn’t take the hint

(via katyreneecalamia)

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128899
Posted
5 hours ago

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......
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83881
Posted
8 hours ago

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

surly-cat:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

What if Crowley shouted to all the demons in all existence Dean Winchester is saved

And then somewhere in the depths of hell, deep as you can go, in the pit of no return, Lucifer whispered
Oh naw, baby brother Cas gonna be pissed as here

pissed as here

as here

(via lilio)

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40306
Posted
8 hours ago

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

(via chels-mcd)

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357475
Posted
8 hours ago

If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?

(via chels-mcd)

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257
Posted
8 hours ago

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(Source: micdotcom, via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
8 hours ago
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